ENGLAND: We all drink tea, eat scones, play cricket 24/7, we all talk posh..
^^ I DON’T EVEN LIKE TEA.
NEW JERSEY: I’m a guidette.
OHIO: …I don’t know. Is there one for us?
CANADA: MAPLE SYRUPPPPPPPPPP. that’s all.
OHIO: We aren’t all meth addicted rednecks
Minnesota: It’s not ALWAYS a frozen tundra and our accents are pretty sexy, actually! xD
TEXAS: We can’t read, ride horses to school, watch tumbleweed in our spare time, have shoot outs, Praise Jesus a hella lot, and spit in saloon tins and wrangle cattle.
ARIZONA: we’re either hardcore mexicans or old fat white racist folks who love to golf
Connecticut: We’re all a bunch of rich kids attending private schools, and everyone has a membership with some country club.
How about no?
Alabama: We’re all inbred, redneck, hicks.
NEW JERSEY: we’re all arrogant, loud, obnoxious guidos who fist pump and lay in tanning beds every moment of our lives.
no. i will fist pump you right in your fucking face. and it will be the only time i fist pump.
California: We’re all blond bimbos and idiots who only care about money and fame.
South Carolina: We’re all racist and hunt deer.
New York (Long Island):
- I have a Long Island accent.
- I live in New York City.
East Cobb, Georgia: We’re all rich and snobby.
West Bumfuck, San Joaquin Valley, California: We’re all either migrant workers or the people who own the fields the migrant workers work in.
PORTLAND: most of the stereotypes about us are pretty underground so.. you probably haven’t heard of them.
FLORIDA: It’s hot all the time here? NOPE! It’s definitely been in the 30s and 40s for the better part of like, 3 weeks.
NEVADA: “Isn’t Reno 911 filmed there?!”
NO.
Laredo, Texas: Its a Zeta/Drug Cartel War zone. I beg to differ.
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Indiana .. “Wait, what the fuck is Indiana? Is that like a subdivision?”
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Indiana….wait where the fuck is Indiana?
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AUSTRALIA: I ride my kangaroo to school, and I say g’day to everyone I see!
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MASSACHUSETTS: I’m a preppy rich bitch.
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California- I’m blond...every other word out of my pretty, pink lips is ‘like’, ‘oh my...
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warm… In Canada:
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Vancouver: we’re a bunch of pot-heads, and no class riot-ers.
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California: We all live on the beach and surf, and can’t go five feet without running into a celebrity.
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aww mate, don’t forget
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I use a Kangaroo (called Skippy) to get me places, all I live...is Vegemite, I live...
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CANADA: We all live in igloos, ride on polar bears, play hockey, and eat bacon and maple syrup for breakfast
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Kansas: Our entire state is flat and we all wear cowboy boots
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Texas: We all say “ya’ll” and are considered gramatically inccorect. We’re ALWAYS in fucking western get up gear. And we...
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LAS VEGAS: Everyone lives in Hotels//Casinos.
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all women are prostitutes, everyone drinks and has sex and goes to bars all the time.
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PHILIPPINES: We are all flat-n0sed, and we eat plenty of rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. (^_^)
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Kuwait: WE are filthy rich and we have women as sex slaves
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I ride a horse to school.
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Malaysia: Apparently we live in trees.
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The Netherlands: we wear clogs instead of shoes
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AUSTRALIA: WE RIDE KANGAROOS INSTEAD OF CARS
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Washington: We all love coffee.
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Dundee, Scotland: We’re all ginger, eat haggis and are teenage parents.
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Holland: I live next to cows and wear clogs.
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Pennsylvania: We’re all hicks and farmers
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